inventing

A friend and volunteer at work recently moved to Alberta and we were saying we miss her and wishes she could transport herself here for wednesday mornings cause we really miss her then. lol
Anyway I know X has been talking about inventing something to transport someone quickly so he could visit his cousins more often so i said to X we need you to build us one now cause we miss our friend. Continuing (joking) I said if you invent that you never have to do science or math ever again (cause hello he just invented a transporter that's enough science and math for anyone lol) so he turns to me all serious and says if you include no typing you got a deal!!