Peter Pan

Xander: Mommy Peter Pan is an angel.
Mommy: No Peter Pan is not an angel.
Xander: But Peter Pan flies.
Mommy: Yes he flies but angels are in heaven. Is Peter Pan in heaven?
Xander: Do you know who is Peter Pan's friends?
Mommy: Who?
Xander: Tinker Bell . Tinker Bell is an angel.
Mommy: No Tinker bell isn't an angel she is a fairy.
Xander laughs so hard: A FAIRY?? What is a fairy??
It goes on for a little while more trying to explain tinker bell and Peter Pan are not angels just because they fly.
All these weeks with him hearing the story at school and who knew he thought they were angels?!